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The fucked over, the left for dead, the dissed and forgotten, the luck ran out, the gone stiff and rotten. Sample sales are too much work and also unfair to people who don’t live near New York so we decided to try a new way to get rid of our stray dogs. We started with the tops and the result is the WTF Top Pack.
Just what is in the WTF Pack? We can’t really say except that you should have lower than low expectations. The two things we can-not-really-guarantee is that they will have the *labeled size* that you pick and that the *original* value of the items will be at least what we are selling the pack for. Of course the original value is not the same as the current value, nor is the labeled size a guarantee that it will actually fit like it’s labeled and sometimes we make mistakes and occasionally some One Size fits most type beats get cut into the mix too, so stay on your toes. The safe thing to assume is that the current value is nothing, the items in the pack are useless or maybe don't even exist and that we are ripping you off completely.
This is not a deal for whiners and complainers, there are absolutely no returns or exchanges, so don’t buy this pack unless you are comfortable taking a risk. You also should not get distracted by anyone you might see on social media claiming to have gotten some amazing golden ticket pack. There may be a rare winner, but this game is like a casino, where the odds are stacked heavily in the house’s favor. So gamble at your own risk and discretion please.
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