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WTF Top

WTF Top

WTF is in this pack? Probably a bunch of damaged garbage, sold as-is. But they are tops and you can pick your labeled size and we guarantee we’ll send you crap of at least the original value. Strictly for the gamblers, this is high risk endeavor, no returns.

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The fucked over, the left for dead, the dissed and forgotten, the luck ran out, the gone stiff and rotten. Sample sales are too much work and also unfair to people who don’t live near New York so we decided to try a new way to get rid of our stray dogs. We started with the tops and the result is the WTF Top Pack.

Just what is in the WTF Pack? We can’t really say except that you should have low expectations. The two things we can guarantee is that they will have the *labeled size* that you pick and that the *original* value of the items will be at least what we are selling the pack for. Of course the original value is not the same as the current value, nor is the labeled size a guarantee that it will actually fit like it’s labeled. The safe thing to assume is that the current value is nothing, the items in the pack are useless and that we are ripping you off.

This is not a deal for whiners and complainers, there are absolutely no returns or exchanges, so don’t buy this pack unless you are comfortable taking a risk. You also should not get distracted by anyone you might see on social media claiming to have gotten some amazing golden ticket pack. There may be a rare winner, but this game is like a casino, where the odds are stacked heavily in the house’s favor. So gamble at your own risk and discretion please.